actually google hangouts is where you say that

Reminds me of my high school gym teacher, Harry Bewbs.

Phone’s blowing up on a (insert day of week here)

Who died and made you Queen?

IBUs on this are 45, which is low for IPAs but still well within pale ale range. I use ABV as a proxy because it's usually the only number you get on the bottle.

Reminds me of a fight between my kids. One hits, the other over reacts. They both suck and should be sent to their rooms.

I just hope this doesn't go to his head

Not my style but I get why you like it.

go on...

it is bad (but consistent!)

there are people east of the rockies?

IPAs generally have less malt and more hops. That usually means higher IBU and higher ABV.

Ok, HALOMANZERO

I blame Jeff Green

Yes it’s not an IPA, even if that’s how it’s labelled. It’s fucking great though.

Will, you need some West Coast beer.

Yeah they are unclear in their messaging. It’s 6% ABV, very light and easy to drink, not really an IPA.

This is America’s Best Pale Ale (although the West Coast double IPA is even better)

This isn't about coffee

I guess I got “raped” a lot as a child. But I never got measles.