Apple is to tech as Star Wars is to Movies. Just Think about it.

well that will look like shit

No one did more than Ian to make punk okay for the kids, so I like that you went there.

So that’s where all those Windows Phones went

Kevin is perfect here. Well done.

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All jokes aside, all my friends and I have essentially turned into our parents. Punk was the way I got away from my parents, now look at me. Fuck.

thanks for your input, get-dick

Pussies

This is a great read, although it makes me feel old.

he put on the single best display of fat-guy athleticism I think I’ve ever seen

Trick question. There are no good smart phone running bands.

Trick question. There are no good smart phone running bands.

If my Amazon orders leaked, folks would think I was a hipster (music) child predator (lots of toys for my kids) with a pretty solid dash (ha!) of Brony. So, you know, maybe we should cut her some slack.

Another good name for “the reefer” is Milk and Honey Original Café Mix

These goal celebrations are getting out of hand

I don’t think reading comprehension can suck dicks, but I’m willing to find out.

Let us know what you think after you see it 8 times in the theatre

I have seen a lotte good shots, but this one innbe the best.

Should be fairly easy to arrange that

The best part is watching Arbeloa thinking he’s going to get the ball back