THE BEST RESTAURANT IN BEVERLY HILLS IS WHEREVER LISA VANDERPUMP TELLS ME TO EAT

Murder is never the answer

That fucking sucks

this x 1M

good one. never heard it before.

At least Barca wins stuff. Not like Arsenal.

Soccer fans in the US constantly feel like they have to over-amplify the sport and justify why they love it. Stop doing that.

see now that's funny

I would enjoy your soccer coverage a lot more if it wasn't so breathlessly OTT.

What kind of discipline can prepare a kid for the fact that there won't be nearly enough opportunities for all of them when they grow up? What will all those communication skills matter to those kids who don't find their place among the lucky few to be spared that old-fashioned obligation—to sit still and take…

dude it's Friday don't make me have to think

Also true for most guys at ND

(insert tight end joke here)

Each day, as you stand there desperately clinging to a greasy pole, just trying to get to work, and you encounter yet another delay, you can tell yourself that it really is happening.

and you thought his end was tight before this happened...

That's how we do in the Lou

It was funnier before you edited your comment

And you sound like famous Russian comedian

Obligatory

your comment inspired my first work of fanfic (below)