I'll be judged by my peers. I'll also get judged by you motherfuckers.

Heyward Jablowme

Hayward Jablowme

I will admit I don't watch the Utah Jazz

fucking SkyNet

Or don't make your bed. Whatever.

thanks for weighing in

Darling Nick (Collison)

Thanks, Uncle Owen

I sweated that one out, but not as much as Cone did.

Does it bang like Ricky Martin's girlfriend bangs?

Product Placement!

finally, Johnson converts inside 15

Nice, France. That's good shit.

You know what I like about retirement home girls?

Fuck nostalgia. '90s NBA hoops stands up against any great era in any sport.

I'm Danny Fortson, and I approve this message

You are giving the PGA too much credit. They covered up for Dustin Johnson, for chrissake.

If I was Marchman, I'd call you out on that extra comma.

'90s NBA basketball was the best kind of basketball. No one will convince me otherwise.