don't forget to take a left at juvenile junction

you probably hate Wheaties, too

perfectly executed

Color me Not Fucking Surprised at All

Warriors basketball is must see TV (even on ESPN).

They should have run it.

I'd be fucking thrilled right now if Marshawn had scored, gone to Disneyland and gotten measles.

There's a chance I might get hit by a bus today, but I'd still RUN THE DAMN BALL.

huh huh huh, banal, huh huh

My rascist Irish Dad told me I was the best ever too.

Are we sure they're Irish? Cause they got some big balls.

too late

You know, St Paddys day is almost here. Do you have any Irish in you? No? Would you like some?

So let me J. Cole you two times and see if you come back.

Folks would be pissing on Brady's corpse today if Pete Carroll had a brain.

apparently, it is all about that action, boss.

Though we never thought that we could lose, there's no regret

I don't think banana pancakes will make up for this

Au contraire, mon frere

It's kinda like the NFL front office...lots of drunk white dudes with strong opinions