aren't all goatees shitty, really?

Oh, so the refs aren't in on this too? Okay, sure.

It's a trick question. He didn't buy the tequila, he was secretly drugged by some bad people who took his credit cards then forced him to go to a strip club.

Howard: (cums)

Chill man. It's not like he deflated his balls or anything.

Imma gonna enjoy this good weather for the next 50 years or so...

do you have some glue? I really need some glue right now.

oh dear lord

I pull this shit on my 9yr daughter all the time. It never gets old.

The StevieG victory train just left Lime street for Euston.

Bay scallops should be fried and served in a New England style hot dog bun.

Albert, I'm hoping you can help me...

I told you not hit a bitch, T.

this is not the albatross Allenby was hoping for

aww, team hug

I wear a watch on my Johnson. Is that weird?

Why do you guys watch this shit?

at least seven too many

Yes, turning a blind eye to vicious and repeated child rape is much less important than counting football victories.

+111 rhythmic slapping sounds