Whatever. I'm body-doublin' DangeRuss right now. Know what I Meem?

this place has gone to shit since craggs left

Soon after Tommy arrived, he wrote a killer post on something (don't remember what). It was beautifully written, just perfect.

+1 Imo's pizza

It was very good, but invoking Jabbar is a bit silly. He was going to the hoop the whole way. Plus he needs about 30k more points before we start making comparisons.

Or he needs meth.

Shit gets real over there on Whidbey. Ballers might have to choke a bitch, or maybe TP his house or something.

Why would grass be on the wicket?

Don't come to the West Coast. It totally sucks and the beer is awful.

My fuckin Safeway has 50+ micro beers in bombers, 20+ ciders and tons of great beer in six packs. You guys really don't know what you are missing. Go West, young man.

This is a good first step towards addressing your East Coast Bias (you read my posts, I'm touched), but blaming the victim for not coming to you is just not right.

Do it

alternative title: Cummer of Gronk

Christie/Jones 2016! Who's with me?

Gravity is a bitch

Is the Limbaugh the fleshy area between the scrotum and rectum? I can never remember.

she got caught picking her nose, casually wipes it on her boyfriend, then checks quickly to make sure there aren't any hangers left...

you need a west coast beer correspondent, cuz there's a clear east coast bias here, will

this reminds me of my junior year high school math class for some reason.

Chances the CIA and FBI manufactured 9/11 in order to invade Iraq, pay billions to their friends at Halliburton and Blackwater, and clamp down on domestic terrorists: 99.2%