Yahweh or No Way should be top 5

Too much sex clearly is the reason I suck at my job

Muhuhuhuhahaha

Annamanasera, what?

I grew up in the STL metro area (OTHS, if you're asking).

the barcar on the Eurostar is the greatest place on earth.

raycism

Are you drinking marketing or are you drinking beer? Cuz their beer is great.

I should add he gave me a Valium first, but I promptly threw up on him because of the blood in my stomach. It was a bad day.

when I had my tonsils out (at 19), one of the scabs came off and the doc had to cauterize the incision in my mouth. yeah, you can smell it. and in my case, taste it.

You will never convince me Kevin Millwood could have been better than Felix, in any context, era, whatever.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Harvey Ball

That's a great question, Ms. Horn.

good luck in life. you'll need it.

is that Paul Weller?

He couldn't put his hands up as it turns out.

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I love the fact that Yost's office is just as crappy as I imagined it would be.