even Ned Yost is smarter than that

Seattle 76ers has a nice ring to it

hand of dog

Missed this post last week, but goddamn it's the best thing I've read on Gawker in a long time. Just brutal. Well done, sir.

on the positive side, my dad (celiac, yeah Ireland) can eat in most restaurants these days without unexpectedly turning into the stay puff marshmallow man

what a team, what a time, what a time

God that hurts

Well St. Louis isn't your place then

Oh come on. Every mayor in every town does this shit. It's in the job description. The mayor of your crappy town in Minnesota would JUMP at the the chance to respond to the WSJ and whip a little local pride.

It is Jesus Juice after all

You missed the joke. I suspect that happens a lot.

Well the site is called Drunk spin

The game was seen by 3.8 percent of homes in the top 56 markets.

Don't kick yourself, Kevin. You'll learn from this defeat and put your best foot forward next time.

The Jeter slurping gets metaphysical...

I want my two dollars

Every time I try to sign up with my real name, Pat McGroin, facebook rejects me.

No but he actively heckled Americans trying to get home after 9/11. He's a dick.

That's a tough one. Lamps is an insufferable ass.