That can't be right. I mean, it's the war of 1812, not 1814. It's right there in the name.

but wasn't the song written during the war of 1812?

America: our boners are bigger than yours

So wrong, and yet, so right.

Well its not like they had to choke a bitch

I'm Drew Magary, and I endorse this message.

PK has been going down on the league for awhile now.

I didn't know you did grammar hygiene, too.

You're one to talk about shoddy journalism, Deadspin. I clicked on this expecting to see PK to douse himself with a bucket of Allagash White and light a match.

these NFL muthafuckers be trippin

Goodell must go.

I believe my comment was delivered with expert timing.

Is Jerry Jones gonna have to choke a bitch?

That was a little bit frightening

give 'em a break. it's florida.

Clayton has Emeritus status. His Saturday morning local radio show is the best thing on the dial in Seattle.

I hella feels ya bruh

even Macklemore has stopped saying hella

"See this link and, you know, I could click it and read it and it would be too much."

Coincidentally, Landover is getting fucked in the ass, too.