pretty sure they do already

You've got this all wrong, Tom. I mean Griggsy scored two....oh, wait.

So basically the Deadspin staff with some athletic talent?

I've watched the video six times now, and I don't see Delgado's dick.

ND was (and is), too small, too slow and too poorly coached to have a shot against Alabama. Oregon would have given Bama a game (and also would have slaughtered ND). That game is exactly why we needed a playoff.

Oregon, for starters. Btw, I went to ND and didn't think we should have been there.

You are missing the point

Au contraire, mon frere. ND is very special. What other university gets voted into the NCAA title game despite being obviously average, has its own TV deal and has the NYT suck its dick every Sunday between Labor Day and Christmas?

This reminds me of that guy who was afraid to fly and waited his whole damn life to take that flight

I think it does. It's why they're world class athletes and we're second-rate commenters.

The great players have more than just anticipation, and Fab is a great player. That was more creativity than the Chelsea midfield mustered all last year.

He keeps hs weed in it

Second best prep school in Seattle? LOLZ, someone here went to UPrep.

not the only turd laid at Old Trafford today

Shit, it's the ice BUCKET challenge. My bad.

Honestly, what is wrong with you?

His distant gaze doesn't necessarily say "fuck you, fans. Fuck all of you," but there is a healthy dose of constipation.

That's like $300 million Canadian

I had the cappuccino chips in my hand the other day, out of morbid curiosity, but put them back in an uncharacteristic display of good judgment. They sound turrible.

Windhorst gets all of Lebron's left over carbs, including the carbs in his semen.