Oh wait that's not her ear

Mmmkay.

Gosh that's hilarious and not at all jerkoffish.

I'll just whisper it in her ear

Oh stop it. He's not that flexible.

Awesome

Given the headline, I was expecting Falcao in the buff

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"The whole back of the building was completely blown out; probably half of this building may have to be torn down"

I think its the girl from pic #1's face/forehead...

Jerry's Jone-son?

Looks just like the goal my four year old scored last week for Wurzburger Kickers' sister team, the Redmond lil' kickers.

The CBS sitcom just writes itself. Actually I think they all write themselves.

To be fair, PK's taste in beer and coffee has matured over the years.

quid pro quo(terback)

Amateur.

you'd be mad, too, if they tried to mess with your weave like that

Non-Standard Stanchion Location Contributes to Paul George Injury.

Based on the headline, I thought this article was going to be about the MLS

This won't be nearly as good as the upcoming SA Spurs/Kenny G collaboration "Smoove Jams"