#Outliars

Ok asshole, whatever.

Like RBI baseball, I long for a simpler time when that joke was accurate.

More like 30s and 40s, but yes. Games used to be fun and easy to play. You'll have to trust us on this.

Whoa Tom. How could you possibly think Le Biebs is out of touch with reality? That boy has mad skilz.

(insert bear pun)
(make weak attempt to connect bear's situation to sports and or life)

Tiger Woods
@therealtiger

What food would make you absolutely have to jack off in public (like the cheese masturbator)? For me, it's ribs. Sweet, sweet ribs.

McCreary set up Jerry and JoePa to pay off his gambling debts to the mob. I AM A SANDUSKY TRUTHER.

For a carpetbagger like Scolari to say that, well...

Goodell, Interrupted

Hmm, the NFLPA agreed to this as part of a sweeping collective bargaining agreement that has certainly benefitted players overall (see 2014 salary cap), but somehow the players who are tagged and get a top 5 salary for their position are being cheated?

I need to poop. What's the best cereal to help me with that?

I do not like it in my car, I do not like it in a bar. I do not like it on my phone, I do not like it in my home.

I think that's the number 1

Too bad this guy wasn't around to warn Pete Carroll about the US government blowing up the twin towers.

Make the change on a Tuesday, just after lunch. Classic HR move.

I thought Leyland retired

I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday