Being a Knicks fan AND living in Detroit is about the saddest thing possible.

I don't feel like this guy makes the best choices.
I mean, Kimmel? Really?

So if he does get let go, it'll be the media's fault, not Douchebaugh's fault? Solid logic.

Yeah, not a lot of leg room.

Listen now, I may be retired, ok? But I'm still the only villain around here, you see?

"Report."
LOLZ

As anyone who has watched Law & Order or Richard Quest knows, nothing good happens in Central Park at 430am.

"Cronin's no saint, obviously; he shoved his own players and assistants in his rage and generally behaved like a child."

Fielder Stats:

We can rely on each other, uh huh.

Who will save the SOUL of Deadspin?

He was drunk

Team: Liverpool in the 70s/80s. The hair, the chicks, the swagger, the wins. I remember it vaguely...

After Pras, Dissociative was my favorite Fuguee.

So you're ruling out the whole God spoke to him angle? Seems premature.

Phantom of the Oop-era.

Hey you stole my joke, you bastard.

Tim clearly needs help crapping, although he shit himself with this list...

Browns scout: "Blake, do you plan to keep that scraggly beard when you make it to the NFL?"