Rangers PR flack: "Ok folks, let's get a couple of lines going in the bathroom."

Better porn name: Peter Beavers or Dirk Hayhirst?

The promise zones joke isn't bad either.

I grew up next door. Misery indeed.

You could live in another 10,000 places and East STL would still be at the bottom.

In the meantime, my Catholic high school made a successful move to trade for Greg Schiano as our next gym coach.

So you don't often make it to page 5 of MMQB, eh Tom?

BUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THE SHOWERS AFTERWARDS?

"Impressive"
-Brett Farve

God, I remember that race so clearly. It's amazing (sad) how huge the mile was and how far it's fallen.

wow, 16 boobs in a row...

Looks like Burke after a typical night of video editing

well obviously he's good because there's like six of him...

same thing

Looks like Peyton's neck is pretty stiff after the season.

I guess that's true, thanks to assholes like you

Oh I get it. She's a girl, so she's not allowed to be proud of her body and be a serious athlete, too. Guys can totally do that, but not the ladies, right?

Do you want to be taken seriously? Then cut the shit, fuckface.

Its called mutual masturbation. Maybe you hadn't realized this is a porn site.

I wouldn't drink Molson with Bea Arthur's dick.