Alternatively, we could get rid of you.

Yes, you have correctly identified the joke. Nice work.

This is my favorite exhibit at Madam Tussaud's.

LOLZ. Murder is funny. I am dying here.

I'm still pissed at the way she badgered Claire Underwood.

Oh an she sexy

That's funny cuz you're saying I like to fuck sheep. Trust me, they like it just as much as I do.

I like my man tits. If I'm lucky, in a few more years, I'll finally start lactating.

I'd hit that.

This is funny joke, because these things would

Why? So this freak can try some gay stuff on me? No thanks. My asshole is a one way street.

Ok hippie, thanks for the tip. But I'll eat my meat with all the goddamn chemicals I want. Just like God intended it, thank you very much.

Ooooh, grass fed free range happy happy beef beef. We treat our cows with love and respect before brutally slaughtering them and serving their loins to God fearing Americans.

I keep my meat (corn fed USDA Prime American beef, seared rare over charcoal on a Weber fucking grill) on one side of the plate; potatoes on the other. Don't cross the streams, you commie bastard.

Why because he's too awesome?

Real Americans eat mashed potatos the way God intended us to eat them...with a full stick of butter and six pack of Budweiser.

Maybe in Puerto Rico, but here in the United STATES of America we take accountability for our actions. And we don't say toot. That is some watered down, yoga-fied, grade A California bullshit right there.

Fuck and yeah.

He who smelt it dealt it

That was some old school shit right there