Umm, Puerto Rico isn't even a state. They probably don't have an Olive Garden, either.

How dare you assail the Olive Garden and KFC. You clearly are not a TRUE AMERICAN and should be immediately deported back to the United Socialist Soviet Republic of Canada.

It's not my fault most Americans equate Canada with crappy beer, curling and Rob Ford. You guys need better marketing.

Umm, you know all that shit is available in Canada, right?

We all hate Canada. And Don Cherry. And Poutine. Seriously, who the fuck puts gravy on fries?

That's Australian for ass, mate.

please refer to my previous comment

are there curling rinks without bars? if so, what's the point?

I was certain that "douche" was so played out, but "doppledouche" just brought it back for me, at least for a few minutes.

Sharper's lawyer: These bitches be trippin'

What a shame. I know the Under Armor folks had high hopes for their retro "It Must be the Suit!" campaign this year.

It seems like you're the one trying here

I'll repeat this slowly for you: there ain't shit to do in OKC but follow the Thunder. That's the joke. You with me now?

If they could fuck themselves, they wouln't have needed to steal our basketball team.

You are like totally over thinking this. Jeah!