I think I'd take 2016's moral decay and celebrity losses over 2017's mainstream debates over whether or not white supremacists who murder people are bad.

Oops, made that mistake because I was high on 'e'.

There are at least Starz original series that can be derived from that list.

But I am like a smart person (citation needed).

Isn't that the slogan for heroine?

Wikipedia is FAKE NEWS (sometimes)!

My goal is to look like 90's Denzel when I'm his age. The technology will have to exist by then or what have we been foregoing holodeck technology for?

I have been on the N7 numerous times, but I was way too drunk to recall how I got there. Never got murdered once though!

I really hated Ghost Protocol because they tried to act like he had some dark, mysterious back-story, but he "didn't stop Ethan's wife from dying—even though she actually didn't die". I also hated it for other reasons, but I don't have all day.

Craig T. Nelson's column was less impressive than advertised.

I don't have a top pun for this

And Jeremy Renner wishes that he could have been injured in any action scene, as these movies have him playing some sort of bureaucrat.

I paid that madame for sexy Gestapo officers, but they were booked…

I can't keep women out of my bedroom!!!

Windtalkers did that to me. It was an instantaneous trigger of my gag reflex. Also, more inexplicable than movies using Peter Stormare's shitty Russian impression is using his even shittier southern American impression.

The problem is that Black Dynamite already exists.

But is it as scary as Hollywood producers betting millions to make a superhero movie that headlines some broad?

My ex made me watch that with her, and all I can remember about that movie is me praying for death.

"Mommy can dry your sweet little tears with hundred dollar bills."

You made the hurt come back and now I can't stop crying.