Interesting that “insurance salesman” pops up in this version of heaven.

You bet your fucking ass there’s gonna be a Peter Berg film about the Coronavirus where Mark Wahlberg plays a doctor beating up the Coronavirus and leaving it blind on one eye.

This is the most a Minnesotan Republican has ever cared about a woman’s feelings.

What about all the other Arie Luyendyk’s living in Minnesota? Why should they change? He’s the one who sucks.

I hope they pass it into law, if only because I’d like to see a ruling from a judge start with “You idiots are really going to make me do this? ”

His explanation felt ~topical.

“Oh, you haven’t lost anything since last month. Try burning off some calories by kicking in a Korean grocer’s window”

Frankly, I’m disappointed to see the AV Club indulging in this kind of paranoid fantasising. If we devoted as much energy to promoting economic growth, stable elections, and human rights north of the Wall, none of this would even be an issue.

The essence of libertarians is “I don’t care about other people,” which is a thought process that easily leads to racism (“and I care about people who are different from me even less!”).

I think you’re looking at it wrong. Instead of “why aren’t conservatives good at art”, it’s more “why are most artists liberal”. Similar questions, but different framing. And there are quite a few reasons, I think.

I. AM. ALIIIIVE.

It’s about time Funny or Die starts living up to its name

All of the obsessed questions about chains is absurd to me.

I’m willing to accept that a giant army of the dead has tools. I don’t need to see every single tool get an origin story. People obsessing over the chains have become to pedantic for their own good.

So this place is just gifs now, huh.

There’s a dropdown menu for formatting - the “Aa∨” at the top right of your comment. Good for adding pictures too.

Use <ctrl> and b u i for those fonts, if you’re on mobile don’t know yet.

How come I can’t get no Tang round here?

“IT’S A TARP!”

One might say, these girls are real CarStarks!

I’m gonna need an exact date when this was filmed.