Shit—how could I have left out the death panels?

If they really wanted to please the right:
- Paul is a laid off factory worker who just opened up a small construction business;
- His wife and daughter are violated and murdered by a trans person in a public restroom, while Paul is filing for bankruptcy after Obamacare made his small business fail; and
- Paul has to…

I'd prefer a "Hot Carl Winslow".

All of them make me look… sad…

That would be so much better than Suits, unless a giant anaconda ate all of the characters of that show a-la Jon Voight.

*Jaden Smith sobs over his iPhone*

You know what? I'm not going to cameo in this either!

He makes Steve Buscemi look like Chris Hemsworth.

Are we only snark-ing metaphorically too? 'Cause I've got places to be, if that's the case.

Basically, given our norms, you're in control. I've never had a complaint about a good pool hall date, but they were really fun and a good way to flirt. I definitely agree that movies are a bad choice, as you just stare at something else, while constantly/silently/tacitly thinking about and observing the other person.

I hate face-to-face 1st and 2nd dates so always planned activities like mini golf, pool hall, bowling, etc. (I hate how much focus goes into a 1-on-1 with a new person—it's like a damn job interview). I think activities break the ice and take the pressure off of both people.

Women get everything! They get to wear makeup AND pants, and I even saw a woman wearing overalls (this isn't WW2)!

OR, after a moral epiphany, Cersei releases them and steps down.

15:1 that Theon is dead; 5:1 that he may never die

But who would be Batman without Ben? Chris Pratt or Chris Hemsworth?

My favorite British improv show is Would I Lie to You? The talent is shocking.

Have you seen the other things academics research? Innocuous, hyper-specific stuff that won't go anywhere. At least this was interesting enough to read.

She can also slurp up an entire saucer of milk in less than 30 seconds.

Don't worry when this show gets cancelled. Here in the UK, there are roughly 90 shows with essentially the same premise.

A nation divided… People treated like property… A businessman, playing both sides, gives a monologue in front of topless women grinding one another…