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They tried to set up in small-town West Virginia, but the people there weren't interested in "fancy, non-coal desk jobs".

She'll just have them all skinned to make more pairs of leather pants that she can wear to slink around 10 Downing St.

*Mitch McConnell reads this and angrily slaps a staffer in the face*

He will only rise once the last union worker says his name three times.

Silver lining—the London people at least get redundancy pay…

4:20 is when I take my Lipitor.

In a blog post on his site, SoundCloud co-founder and CEO Alex Ljung announced his vision for the company’s future, which he assured readers and users will continue to operate in nearly 200 countries. laying off the remaining employees.

Rewatching Sealab 2021 whenever I do the dishes. If only they could make more of that instead of Archer.

I live in the UK, where I had to work. A coworker sent me a joke "Thank you for your service" graphic as a P.S. in an email because I always complain about that shit. It was okay.

Death from Above 1979 Freeze Me

I had a catholic friend (very drunk) cry to me that he didn't know how our other non-religious friend and I were good people. He was legit feeling guilty because he thought that fear of god was the only thing keeping him from raping and murdering people.

Make innuendo about a celebrity using the title of one of their media pieces… Thread I'll start—

"I'm pleased to nominate future Supreme Court Justice Guiliani!!!"

Duh, he's rich. Two exceptions to the rule of rich people getting away with shit, 1) Mike Vick (the world wasn't ready for an elite black quarterback), and 2) Bernie Madoff (he fucked over a bunch of other rich people).

That document actually says that life is a right. Obviously meant by the forefathers as an attack on Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell.

This, like the Kathy Griffin thing are just total non-stories to me. Our president is an idiot, but a hard-G gif is nothing to get all angry about. The doofus did all of the damage already with the fake news bullshit so a metaphorical visual representation of that isn't worth our time.

"It takes a Satan to catch a Satan."

Does she have a Misery kink? Did she have you dress like Cathy Bates and savage her legs?

I've definitely been where you are, and the mind heavily analysing the situation is inescapable. I still remember the feeling like I was separate from the world and wondering why I was alone. You're not weird or anything, and the likely thoughts from her were that you asked as a social offer—not romantically. If she…