When Bravo goes low, A&E goes Lowe!

I dunno. It is weird to imagine that people's arousal at the thought of doing their immediate family members matches the, apparently high, supply of incest porn.

"Incest porn—what is the reason behind why it’s so hot?"

"If there's one thing I learned watching Gorillas in the Mist, it's that more tits equals more tips."

"If he came to my sushi shop, I'd beat the shit out of him."

Whoa. That's way better than "Bay is Bae".

If you haphazardly stir too fast, the yolks on you!

We always give Fieri a bad wrap. What about the work he does with disabled children? What of his millions which he donated to animal rescue shelters?

This might be the worst thing he's done yet! I bet Kislyak made the copies at Kinkos.

Justice Troodoh?

I might start a blog about how not enough homes have bay windows.

But feminism is taking the spotlight off of white male suffering. Did you know, that while women only make 75% of what men make for the same jobs, they are getting all of everything else. Except for sexual assault court decisions, split maternity leave, promotions, and solo Black Widow films.

Just like my life…

I'm down for Genndy whatshisname from Samurai Jack giving this a similar take.

My new linen shorts premier this Saturday @3:00pm EST

Can't be as bad as what that all-chick ghostbusters movie did!

Wat is justice lol

*Bruce Wayne nervously looks down at his feet*

Sandler as would at least give us the most sexist treatment of Sue Storm.

Note to self: open Pueblo, CO bike shop called "I'm Just Two Tired". Then make millions.