Tom Jane was the best fake homeless man.

But some charter school teachers can do essentially the same thing without any qualifications.

Jay Barenthal was the best Punisher and the only reason Daredevil was watchable for me.

ANSWER: It gets a 5.6 on imdb when it should have gotten a 7.3.

So did we survive or is it we who are actually the walking dead?

My legal counsel has informed me that I must recuse myself from this to-and-fro.

No more settlements!

Let Elba be Bond!

That or Nick Cage's bankruptcy excuse (theory)…

The preview reminded me of Last Action Hero, but I doubt this movie will have a fun Hamlet parody…

He's gotta do stuff like this to do stuff like Beasts of No Nation. You can't buy Bentleys on dramatic Netflix instalment money.

Let's just say both. He had two chances and found two incarnations in which to disappoint me. If his mother were alive to see this, she would have lamented giving all of those donations to Mike Huckabee back in the day.

I always hate my son too much in that game. I guess you're supposed to like him and be conflicted? I just want to strangle him or send him really long passive-aggressive emails about how I think he's gained too much weight and that I think it's time he stopped being a loner and settled down.

But it's always 52 degrees indoors there.

Bald North Western English men in their 50s who wear polo shirts and white runners (tennis shoes). There are herds of them!

Data used to grind against the circuit boards.

Let's just make the characters super stereotypical. A black guy/alien that is always complaining about the danger, a stoic Asian/alien/robot who is really good at plotting trajectories and not smiling, and a woman with big boobs who special because she has high emotional intelligence and a plunging neckline.

She was raised a Vulcan? What a creative way to save money on rubber pointy ears.

Stop being a loser and watch the entirety of last season tonight.

No, it's laugh while you tear down HUD week.