He would mess up the house, and leave it.

[BREAKS WIND]

She was basically asking for it. Lying there in a semi-conscious state due to being unknowingly given drugs.

They also like Omarosa with a fake mustache.

In understanding how we got a hung jury, the simplest answer is usually the correct one — Inception.

You act like the last five King Arthur movies are garbage or something!

I liked Sherlock, if only for the wedding episode. That was top-notch Cumberbatching.

But the only thing I really remember is being annoyed that Biel's character wore headphones into battle against stronger, faster vampires. I mean, I know her Pandora settings were optimised, but damn.

Are you saying episode one was racist against white English cabbies??

Shit, after that Untold Stories thing and Blade Trinity, Dracula didn't even make it to the field. I think he's in an alley being beaten with hammers… and garlic.

THIS PHONE IS DRACUL-O-C-K-ED.

Isn't he going to be the male lead in the live-action remake of Sleeping Beauty?

Thanos keeps all of his jewels in a personal space vault because years of watching the space O'Reilly Factor have convinced him that space banks are where space jews steal your space money.

So they made Keanu without any of the charm? I know what I'm taking my elderly father-in-law to see this weekend!

Damn.

I think he's on stuff on Netflix or whatever, right next to that comedian with the puppets and shit.

In Red Heat, he was a poor man's Tom Arnold from True Lies.

I'm not Jim Belushi, but I do have the courage to proclaim that he was underrated in the film K-9.

They have Trump's tweets.

I'm black and I don't like Katt Williams…