What about According to Jim?!

They were re-running Batman in theaters in 2009??

*Chuck Grassley, thinking they're under attack, blindly fires his pistol into the away dugout*

It's very good.

I was in London city centre two weeks back, and you know what, we were all way safer than if those loons had an assault rifle.

Nah. One of them even said that he was going to start wearing a gun from now on.

Yeah. It's like that "teenager" and "stern black dad" got messed up by that family in Get Out.

Interesting photo. Is he showing his family that he both wasn't hurt and that the all-juice diet really worked for his abs?

He was also indignant on charges of tax evasion.

I hear the CFO siphoned bouillons off to the Caymans.

Wahlberg only does Transformers movies and other films where he bravely fights for American exceptionalism (including Transformers movies).

Cheney knew about 9/11. He kept it a secret because he feeds on death and fear.

I can't believe Comey pulled open his shirt, revealing that massive back tattoo diagramming Russian communications with Trump aides.

It's that they were doing a "counterintelligence investigation" regarding Russian influence into the election not a "criminal investigation" into Trump — said Comey in his release yesterday.

Comey testimony part of liberal WITCH HUNT because I beat dems badly and crowds at inauguration were HUGE. SAD!

I wish I were in DC today…

That time should be spent watching the UK continue to make the mistakes it started in 2015.

Basically we need Trump to testify, via Twitter.

Since I'm black and my wife is Irish, I'm trying to convince her to do a hybrid name for our baby. Options include, MikePadraig and DeSeamus, for a boy, or Queen La-Aoife, for a girl.

No need to put that sentence in the past tense.