I posted this on an ex's facebook wall thing and boy did her rural Ohio family members complain…
http://www.theonion.com/gra…

Ted Cruz and a blob fish are identical, though that has nothing to do with what you said.

And I thought that lady was just covered in pigeon poo…

But what's a "Russian Back-channel"?

Home Alone 2 was a porno???

"I meant to say threeway"

Don't forget the pesky banking regulations we would have maintained…

Boyd Crowder voice: "We dug coal together."

We're going to build a big, beautiful Steel Curtain, and the Browns are going to pay for it!

That dress looked white and gold to me.

"He doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells."

He/she was talking about the WNBA sensation, the Phoenix Mercury.

Look, Trump was talking about "grab[bing] pussy" and he's the president. He called Cruz's wife ugly, and Lyin' Ted tried to help him divert attention from the Russia investigations during Yates' testimony. Life is different now.

My wife always says "iiimaa Boraat" during sex. #lame

At this point, that's the only depiction of Trump that I can look at without vomiting.

He wasn't a comedian though, so your point is moot!

"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is an 80 year-old with Parkinson's and an AR-15".

The extremity of the positive current account is bad, but Germans love to save. I'd say some other factors led to the Golden Dawn, populism and scapegoating being a prevalent theme these days (i.e., Trump and Brexit).

In the 2nd year of the Trump presidency, the only jobs left will be to beat up the poor and/or mentally ill in a costume.

As a country, we are only severely behind the rest of the developed world in terms of gun violence and the acknowledgement of scientific fact.