How was he a brilliant hacker and a deadly killing machine and the most attractive of Hemsworths?

Uncle Brian?

Unobtainium?

I had a similar issue with porn when I was 16…

I hear the bishop is nun too pleased with their shenanigans.

A guy named Stan is on a bus is frantically trying to reply to an email from his boss. If he doesn't reply soon, he will miss the opportunity to take on their biggest client. At his stop, Stan runs into a man standing in the aisle, because he is so focused on his email. Both men scream and scream as the collision…

That's true too. I really hope that those agents' loyalty is stronger than whatever made many of them support Trump.

You know, this Trump getting elected thing has really made people forget about those emails. I can't even spell Benghazi anymore.

I'm hoping for Burt Macklin.

Duck Dynasty without a script would have had at least two hate crimes per episode.

I hope you're happy with yourself! You and your stupid MAGA hat!

Nah, he was within his legal authority. The only positive will come if Dems can get a special prosecutor out of this.

If you voted from an urban area, then your vote only counted as 0.5. That means that 50% of your vote was for Trump.

"Sorry, Mr Secretary, this is one problem sexual advances won't get you out of."

You mean getting a conservative justice, removing healthcare coverage for millions, and destroying environmental protections aren't worth treason?

Like how 9/11 took all of the fun out of how stupid W looked when he found out about the attacks…

Talk about being unprepared — Comey was doing diversity recruitment for potential candidates when he found out that he didn't work at the FBI either.

"John Doe has the upper hand."

Put in a qualifier clause that doesn't include 1, 2 and 3, and I'm in agreement.

The hot dudes they deserve, but not the hot dudes they need…