Such a regression for this comment thread.

Made a real asymptote of myselff.

Your analytic game is on point!

Black Bolts / White Nuts

Or Stretch Armstrong…

When is losing McG as the director any amount of steps back?

Go back to your explosions and Megan Fox!

Junior is in the same universe and that was the mid-90s. Didn't you see the easter eggs?

Finally, a character we can all get behind!

Prometheus was confusing and I didn't understand anyone's motivations, but it did make me want to see a sequel.

T-Dawg, but ironically.

It was also the worst thing about my roommate in college…

That's 23 years past Demolition Man too…

The libtard snowflakes made up zombies to keep us from reopening coal mines in West Virginia!

I'm sure the outbreak was originally an STD that spread through the south, like wildfire, due to abstinence-only education.

So you're saying that it is unrealistic that billions of people would trip and fall while being chased by the ambling dead? You're telling me that people could smell the stench of death and not be surprised at a zombie, or that people would be extra careful around corpses in a zombie apocalypse???

Is the Muslim-American white, black, Asian, Indian, Hispanic, 1/16th Cherokee?

"If you don't donate to the NRA, we will send shirtless Kid Rock to your seat. Yes , his nipples will remain at eye-level for the time it takes for you to change your mind."

I thought her busted front door was the main character, but I'm severely learning impaired.

It'll be so dark and heavy that you'll think Zack Snyder made it while constantly on downers and drinking vats of Guinness.