Could you imagine if they made a David Tracy simulator? The loot boxes would be filled with tetanus shots and WD-40.

George Bush (Sr.) Presidential Library commemorative diesel livery, being retired and parked at the library in Texas, hitching a ride along.

Thats a 2012 Genesis...

Because when my shitbox fails, I can fix it. When a nine year-old, electronic gizmo-filled luxury SUV fails, I can only run for the hills.

Username checks out.

They’re parked on the lot right next to the $35k Tesla Model 3s.

Another day, another “percentage of net worth” article about the ultra wealthy (not picking on Mike, it’s common across the mass media).

“There are 28 year old cheerios and goldfish holding most of the interior together.”

David, this is a 30 year old Chrysler product in a salt state. There are 28 year old cheerios and goldfish holding most of the interior together, the transmission is shot, and it has the safety of.....a 30 year old Chryler product. Only one side has a sliding door.

So, is this the President reminding us that we’re only supposed to have one car per family?

Would you pay that for an unadulterated Saturn Sky? No. So why would you pay it for a Saturn Sky with a bad body kit?

*Crosses Ram off list of current FCA vehicles*

A manual seems very fitting in an interior that looks like it’s from 2008.

The more I think about the poor photo quality, the more I buy into the “leaked on purpose” idea. Seems like you’d have to go out of your way to make a picture this low-rez in 2020. But then again. Maybe a GameBoy camera is the only thing you can sneak into a design studio 😂

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

Can I say it?

So a Land Rover Discovery??? I thought Ford and Land Rover parted ways?

I kid. David is my absolute favorite writer around here. His posts are often him doing cool stuff and telling us about it. It’s like a friend telling me, “OK, you’re not going to believe this shit...”

But a dustpan and broom...