So are most car purchases, my guy. 

TL;DR, I’ll let this guy explain:

So many good cars

Please, don’t pay this truck any compliments. I’m trying to buy it.

(And yes, it does seem like saltwater spray constantly bombarded this old truck).

So it’s a Cheap thing.

The Corvette kept its composure even with mid-corner gear changes, so smooth were the shifts that they surely must have been lubricated by purist tears.

No.

Can I play?

Am I doing this right?

A 917 on a 919 is a little overkill.

Those are all chock-diddily-full of win, Torch-a-rino.

No, take the *Metro*.

I am so very sorry that people suck. And yet, I am getting an indescribable amount of joy from these segments. Keep being awesome, all.

Hey

I’ve never been 62, and I’ve always got healthcare.

These comments gave me cancer.

***Looks at public health care benefits***

How many eights can a C8 see, if a C8 could see eights?

How much clam chowder can you fit in the frunk?