I'm irrationally bothered by the fact that you refer to this store as "Vicki," "she" and "her." It's my problem, not yours. I agree with everything else you say.

I get all my bras at Vicki's because they fit exactly. I do not have to try them on, I just pick up any 34DD, and I'm set. I kind of hate it, because her bras are terrible - there is NOTHING without underwire, no fun colors or styles in my size, and waaaay to pricey. But, easy. So.

Same here, I'm not really sure why this is surprising. Beauty stores do the same - I once ordered two eyeliners from Clinique and they arrived in the wrong color so I contacted customer service and offered to return them in exchange for the right color. Right away they said to keep them because they are going to get…

The package would just be Chris Evans, shirtless, covered in Doritos residue.

It's like he got to peak sexiness and decided ok that's it, I shall remain like this forever.

Patrick stewart hasn't aged. Still sexy.

This plus size stuff actually looks wearable compared to the shit they are trying to shill out now :-/

*slowly shoves wristlet into depths of closet*

They're still obsessed with them here in Alabama! (HURK)

I hate her so much

Ew this shit reminds me of those hideous bags people used to be fucking obsessed with

Thank you, Calvin Klein, for making it just a little easier to go denim shopping. I can skip yours completely.

She's a pretty girl. Attractive. Model size, etc.

It looked pretty real but that's an awfully drastic turnaround in such a short time. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a wig after all.

RIGHT?! Like I can respect a quality boob job. If those are fake KUDOS TO YOU GOOD DOCTOR (whoever you are)

Are they fake?? THEN I'M EVEN MORE IMPRESSED

You reckon it was a wig? Must cause such damage to her hair, going super platinum like that back to dark. But she probably has hair magicians, so it wouldn't matter what she did.

wow her butt gets all the press, but her breasts are perfection.

This series is fascinating. Millihelen is great.