Well, their films are pretty decent. And French house is great for working out. But, more than anything, they do have Jeanne Moreau, so...

That would imply that he had more than two screwed in to begin with.

It really does depend on where you shop! One outlet mall that I used to frequent when going down to Jacksonville, FL was in south Georgia, straddling the state border line. It's mostly vacant now, but it had Ralph Lauren and Coach outlet stores that consisted mostly of old (i.e., anything from a few seasons to almost…

Just curious, but Blue Label is equivalent to Polo by Ralph Lauren, correct? Also, I don't really care who designed it, but I'll be damned if those Lauren Ralph Lauren jersey dresses aren't the best thing since sliced bread. They look good on EVERYONE (even my 6'6" stringbean brother, who tried one on as a dare and…

I'm going to have to start waking up at 3:30am (or 2:30am, depending on the day) for my residency. I'm already crying inside.

Luckily for me, my freshman roommate was almost never back by 4am (make of it what you will), and all roommates after that were also on crew, so it wasn't too bad for all parties involved.

This was me trying to "wake up" at 4am for crew in college. It got to the point where I would have to set four different alarms and sleep in my spandex — and I'd still doze off instead of getting my ass out of bed. The power naps on the bus ride to and from the lake were nice, though.

The derp is strong with this one.

Oh god. During my junior year of college I jerked off my boyfriend in the middle of rowing practice. That morning there were an odd number of males and females, so our coaches let us pair up in a double scull (2 oars per rower). Both of us rowed sweep (1 oar per rower) and were absolutely terrible at sculling, so we…

And by "Pre-Kentucky Derby" you mean the Kentucky Oaks — when the fillies run for the lillies!

I had a similar experiences with Washington University in St. Louis. I called the school's Sexual Assault and Rape Anonymous Helpline (SARAH), as I was too depressed and ashamed to go to even leave my room, and I was able to talk to a counselor. It really made a difference in me deciding to report what happened at…

They are awesome! You can bend the metal up and down (I use a pen or something similar to drag it up, and can just press it down with my finger) and, should it break, just replace it for a few bucks. Personally, I have a jeweler put them on my rings, but you can totally do it yourself if you have the time/manual…

Genius.

Psst — ring guards are the best for this type of problem (unless your ring has a very wide band, then use a strip of suede that can be removed in the summer), as they can be adjusted throughout your finger's yearly transformation.

What I want to know is how they wear gloves in the winter! It's not really a problem for all these LA dwellers, but for those living in places that do get cold, how is this practical? Either you wear gloves that are huge to accommodate that honking gem on your finger, or you take the ring off (and risk loosing it) in…

Agreed. Also, to embed videos from Youtube, all you need to do is copy-and-paste the URL.

THANK YOU. The first time I tried some bubble tea I nearly choked on a tapioca pearl... (1) ugh, and (2) never again.

DAMN. Back when I did ballet, we would do two minute planks (on all three sides), and my coach for crew in college made us do five minute planks (again, on all three sides, which was kind of terrible), but... 80 minutes? I once made it to 10 minutes exactly (Daft Punk's "Too Long" is great for timing oneself), and I…

That stuff actually works — but not as deodorant. Being extremely pale, I have rather "interesting" scarring from ingrown hairs and acne in my armpits, and this formula definitely evened out my... pit skin? It wasn't something I was horribly self-conscious about, but the big drawback with this stuff is that it left my…