Ebert didn’t like it. He thought the movie should have been less about Beetlejuice and more about the Maitlands’ relationship with each other.

Comptez sur lui pour vous empoissoner la mort.

My old Ricky Coogin thumbs-up picture didn’t transfer well to Kinja so I chose this old J. Fred Muggs picture from MAD.

RR named his other two kids Rebel and Racer. Jee-zus.

Race has nothing to do with this. What’s the argument...that Harvey doesn’t find women of color attractive enough to sexually assault?

And if you need proof, check out virtually any story about Ariel Winter.

“Twitter is for twits!” - Roger Ebert

Survey Question: Who would you rather have as President right now? Donald Trump, or Charlie Sheen?

Yep, that sounds like my Rose. I still remember when I took her to the Arclight to see “Mystic River.”

Whatever, Facetaco! That’s like the worst costume ever!

When I was in third grade,I went as Dr. Jekyll during the day and Mr. Hyde at night. Nobody got the reference.

“Latinx.”

So now it’s racist if you don’t find women of color attractive. And limit your sexual assaults to white women.

Except my arm wouldn’t make a comical honking sound when you grabbed it.

They let my imaginary daughter in, so I think they’re pretty open-minded.

It seems like the internet as a whole has monetized outrage. I wonder how many people (myself included) read about current events to get our own prejudices confirmed.

“Oh, the Outrage!” would be a good title for a book on the 2010s.

Sounds good to me. I’m going to go protest racial inequality at my job tomorrow and see how that goes. If my boss tries to fire me, I’ll say, “You can’t fire me! This is America! Freedom of speech!”

Be careful: criticizing a black person is an attack on the whole race. Like if you say Tracy Morgan isn’t funny...well, MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BLACK PEOPLE. Or you think Serena Williams is not as attractive as Maria Sharapova? WHY, BECAUSE SHE’S BLACK?? Think Tyler Perry’s movies suck? DON’T LIKE SEEING A…

Amber Ruffin does NOT have a “real Mrs. Ditka quality” about her.