I, for one, welcome our Amazon overlords.

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said “I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”

Just because Lena Dunham hasn’t stuck her foot in her mouth in weeks doesn’t mean we need you to pick up the slack, Blossom.

This was the part I read in the original where I wanted to ask her what the hell she was on about:

Well you know the great thing about Chelsea, as she likes to remind us of all the time, is that she has no filter. I mean this woman just says whatever is on her mind!

“That’s just sonething ugly people say.”

When I think who has smart and nuanced opinions about today’s hot button issues the first name that comes to mind is obviously Chelsea Handler.

Dude, I always thought Six was cooler. S’up now?

as she’s working on a documentary that “highlights her perspective on the current political landscape.”

I’m especially good at expectorating.

Remember that classic episode of The Simpsons everyone loves? We’re stretching the joke out to an hour, adding Morgan Spurlock and plenty of new Simpsons humor to it!

Ghost World is probably my favorite of the genre.

The day I beat Tyson goes alongside my wedding and the day of my daughter’s birth as the best days of my life.

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I adored those movie vinyls/storybook/read-alongs as a child in the late 70s/early 80s. We didn’t have a VCR until later in the 80s, and I remember experiencing a lot of those old Disney movies more through their vinyl counterparts than actually seeing the movies.

My only complaint about the music in The Jungle Book is that Louis Prima doesn’t get a second song. All the songs are great. I also really like a lot of the Terry Gilkyson songs that were cut out! (They’re audio extras on the DVD.)

Best Overall Disney Song: When You Wish Upon A Star (I mean, come on, they made it the theme for their whole company)
Best Disney Villain Song: Hellfire from Hunchback of Notre Dame
Best Disney Cartoon Instrumental Piece: The piano prologue from Beauty and the Beast
Best Randy Newman song made for Disney: I Will Go…

A lot of Disney movies would kill to have a musical number as funny, clever and memorable as “Bear Necessities”. But The Jungle Book? Jungle Book blasts out “Bear Necessities” and then five minutes later tops it (or matches it or whatever you personally think) with “I wanna be like you”.

True, although MARY POPPINS comes close.

I actually learned to read off of the Garfield books and I still have 1-20something sitting around somewhere. The strips were so simple that I could usually tell what the punchlines were supposed to be just based off of the pictures and I could start filling in the blanks. Then Calvin & Hobbes helped expand the ol'…