Yeah, the AV Club’s big problem is that it’s too politically conservative.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests. We did.

If you guys are going to do an article about Sylvester Stallone, you should really use a pic of him, not a shot of a robot version of him made for a Duracell “Puttermans” commercial that never aired.

It’s mostly whining about Trump and racism and sexism over there anyway.

I lost a job yesterday, got drunk, and spent most of last night puking and shaking.

I imagine him saying “I’m sorry” with the same conviction as Chief Quimby when he imposes a “not wearing puffy pants” tax on the director of the Radioactive Man movie.

I liked that one sketch that covered the retirement of the “Time to make the doughnuts” guy. Jon Lovitz played him and I think he kept improvising instead of doing the commercial by the script.

My....my mother’s name was Jughead.

Just make sure you cover yourself with your coat. I managed to piss in my cup during The Force Awakens since there was no way I was going to make half a row of IMAX audience members to get up twice in the middle of the movie.

“That little Timmy is a real hero.”

Ours was taking McDonald’s “Food,Folks, and Fun” jingle and changing it to talk about the camp and its activities.

It’s an old Saturday Night Live segment from Weekend Update. Adam Sandler does a routine about Halloween costumes, making costumes out of simple things and then saying, “Hey I’m Crazy _____ Man! Gimme some candy! I’m crazy!” and anchor Kevin Nealon attempts to join in the fun by putting his coffee cup on his head and…

I’m just surprised that many people got the reference.

‘”ey, I’m Crazy Cuphead! Give me some candy! Look at me, I’m crazy!”

I thought about doing a Putter update, but decided it was best if I didn’t.

When I convinced my parents to switch from The Disney Channel to HBO, the big movies of the month were Beetlejuice and Biloxi Blues.

I figured it had to do with Adolf Hitler’s attempt at creating a fatal joke during WWII:

Buttery Pat! I need more pans!

“Diane Sawyer is looking a bit meaty in the drumsticks.” - Bloom County

“For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I’m suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I’m not leaving...maybe I’m going home.”