“With this magic schedule, I can squeeze it in between kickball and cornhole!”

Honestly. Like, the best argument in favor of Bowser was that she has not done anything that isn’t politics her entire life. And that is a terrifyingly bad reason to elect someone!

Disgusting all around.

damn, when will dc natives NOT get continuously fucked so people can kiss up to rich folks that will prolly abandon the city in 15 years. i love the culture of dc, and i hate seeing people tricked by mayor after mayor that doesnt give a fuck about their communities....that gentrify money is sexy and as a dude that…

If all rugby teams got dissolved for singing the lyrics to most (okay all) rugby songs, there would be no rugby teams

Actually, if you read the whole piece, only 8 of the team's 46 members were even at the party (the others were away playing a game), the party wasn't an official team event, and the way they've been characterized by the administration isn't exactly reflective of the reality, which is much more complicated than "SPORTS…

Here we go...

A friend of mine's dad is the second dude. Went on to be a state trooper in Pennsylvania. Remarkably cool guy, and never had a bad word to say about Foreman.

I had a boyfriend once who claimed, "Glitter is the herpes of the art room - if you touch it, you've got it on you, and it's never coming off." I doubt very much it was original to him, but it stuck in my head.

"area residents are too rich and content to get worked up about the occasional taxpayer-funded slaying."

Fairfax is just a collection of subdivisions full of people looking to ignore their neighbors as much as humanly possible. The fact that so few turn out in protest is not surprising, but also fairly depressing.

Those oils are Young Living essential oils. I had a girlfriend who swore by them. Expensive as hell but they smell great. She also made a living out of channeling an angel named Michael who gave advice and pontificated for hours on end. I miss her sometimes but then again I have a fair amount of self loathing.

"I really prefer my women cookie cutter."

Fuck drivers!

You keep insisting she's fucking someone else. Because a woman is always fucking someone. And if it isn't the man who is right there offering then it is someone else. It just couldn't be that the lazy sod she's married to has de-evolved into a lump who thinks foreplay consists of "hey, how 'bout it?" A woman/wife is…

On Deadspin an article is usually like Skip Bayless talks about Tim Tebow ESPN sucks LOLz the end and then everyone goes +1

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

Are you sure that wasn't just Friday Night Lights season 3?