"I can't go to work and be a dick to everyone" yet somehow I get the idea that you're always a dick to everyone.

If you got shitty service, don't just bail on the tip. That's a cowardly and unproductive thing to do. When the bad server in question comes with the bill, ask to speak with the manager on duty. Explain to the manager what transpired. They may be willing to offer some accommodation—and many times at a level that would…

I'm spoiled for choice here. I mean, I could point out the sheer, incoherent stupidity of telling a bunch of strangers that you totally know more about their emotions than they do, and they only think they're happy in an open relationship...

Saints fans. The White Christian Conservative Males of the NFL.

Brian Burke still uses a TV Guide.

"This is an eyeball business."

Sounds like a good time to rebrand. Get your landslide!

One of my favorite stories from my Dad:

My parents divorced when I was the 8th grade, so I was a super shitty 14 year old. The only cool thing that happened that year was when my much older brother took me to my first NHL game at the Fleet Center- he was 25 or so, so we had never really spent much time together. It was Bruins-Caps and Chris Simon had two…

I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so…

Compared to the Iroquois Nationals, undoubtedly.

Yeah, whatever you say, Jay.

If I were to hide myself from every enjoyable piece of culture that didn't include women, I would be ignorant, marginalized and sad. Better for me to participate in the culture that I want to change by actually engaging with it, rather than run away because my precious little values were butthurt. Really.

"That's the thing you have to remember about professional sports. Whenever a team wins the title, you know who always gets to hold the trophy first? THE OWNER."

That's actually true. Racism is active, aggressive, and violent. It has legitimate material impacts on its victims. Prejudice is simply having (often ignorant, race-based) opinions. Racism is prejudice institutionalized, manifested in policy to inflict damage upon a group. Assuming that I'm not good at dancing is…

It's about time that Michel Jordan took a stand on issues bothering our racist uncles in 1999.

I remember growing up in DC when it felt somehow prestigious that Kornheiser and Wilbon wrote for our paper and covered our teams. These days they just seem kind of pathetic.

BAHHAHAHA

At least she pulled the Fatality before he gave her one of these...

Oh just let them enjoy their silver