I agree with most of what you're saying, but the PC stuff was only ever a fig leaf to try and cover the corruption. Qatar didn't get the World Cup because of some sense of international justice on the part of FIFA, they purchased it fair and square.

Sidney Crosby would tell you it doesn't really matter what the rooms look like when you're just gonna be sitting in the dark completely motionless anyway.

You don't know of a platonic eHarmony site? Isn't that what Adult Friend Finder is for?

What "a piece of old Seattle" really is is beyond me, as if a chunk of the metropolis had somehow collapsed into the ground below, like some strange, ingested tumor.

There's a large chunk of Seattle that IS underground, way back before the streets were elevated. You can still take tours down there, it's very interesting.

I was playing Paulette the hairdresser in "Legally Blonde the Musical" and got to share the stage with a majestic bulldog named Sir Gordo. They didn't turn my mic off after he and I left the stage together on opening night and so the whole audience was treated to me saying, in the puppy voice "Gordo bordo! You were so…

Dan Snyder finds out what the next hot thing is by reaching up and touching the stovetop.

So this is the theory behind this site's re-design.

I appreciate the coverage of an important issue like the long-term effects of concussions, this is a topic that the NHL needs to do more to address, and hopefully prevent. However, it is kind of annoying how much of Deadspin's NHL coverage is devoted to the low-brow aspects of hockey, rather than the really exciting…

This is really a bummer. The World Cup shouldn't be used to divide people. It should be a showcase of each country's best. Sportsmen who devoted their lives in pursuit of a common goal. Grinding, toiling, scraping their way towards greatness. And even if that goal is not reached, their work is not in vain. Because…

A grown man whose mom still brings him soup in the locker room demands constant attention? Color me shocked!

Oh look, an internet tough guy!

Few things pain me more than judging my own writing to be eternally unreadable and then seeing something published that's even worse.

My sex education started today when I saw a rendering of the new football stadium in Qatar.

[Incognito has child]

Just to be clear, you are a person who willingly listens to Adam Carolla. Seeks him out, no less, and you are relaying the opinion of a tech guy on a podcast about the athletes at a school Martin attended, but before he attended.

Passing along sage advise from Bald Bryan!.... did you even stop to think just how stupid that makes you sound? Jonathan Martin graduated from Stanford, both of his parents and grandparents graduated from Harvard.... Richie Incognito flunked out at Nebraska and he never played a down at the U. of Oregon before wearing…

Sorry for your loss, dude.

It never ceases to amaze me how there really are Two Marylands. There's the ultra-wealthy, politically-liberal world full of traffic and suburbanization and racial diversity and acceptance, and there's this now-somewhat hidden underbelly of Old South traditions and culture that's not too far removed from more…