...really makes me wonder if we're actually speaking the same language:

some of my best friends are nigerian soccer players.

As an actual Virginian, ANYONE is better than the Cooch.

But what's the capacity of those stadiums?
Rogers (2011-2012): 18890 (99.997% capacity)
Whitecaps: ~21,000 (92.7% capacity)
"Whitecaps FC artificially reduces the stadium's capacity 21,000 for matches by using white sheets to close off the upper bowl."