I know right? I even like sporpsball but still feel so lost :( Would rather talk about politics, class war and super squats

+1 (that’s how it works right?)

That means we need to hitch our collective futures to the horse of know-nothing birtherism, and bargain on the same footing... oof

Riot seats

“ich bin ein Wiener”

‘Wiener’ is such a more appropriate, and funnier-sounding, insult than ‘pussy’ in the same context. Especially with a ‘fuckin’’ qualifier.

“Tom you are being such a fuckin’ wiener about doing this presentation, what the fuck”

I keep making the “Trump is gonna deport you!” joke to my Canadian friend. She laughed for awhile. She doesn’t anymore. But maybe I’ve just beaten it to death :(

DC resident here too and I honestly believe she will be the worst mayor in recent memory. She’s going whole-hog on selling up anything to developers.

Nope, not yet! Something to look forward to!

Me too! I'm taking it REALLY slowly just to savor it. It's thoroughly enjoyable.

Believe that's a Margaret Atwood quote...? I think. Either way it rings super f'n true

Plus the inevitable marketing campaigns of "GET THE LAST OFFICIAL REDSKINS GEAR EVER!" bringing back every throwback, and then do it again every five years

"[9:24 AM]: 99% of men relate if they are honest"

Know exactly what you mean; I saw it a few years ago and was nearly overcome. To see this one little bottleneck where so many families and fortunes were changed forever, and how tenuous the chances... it's a remarkable place.

54 favorites (so far). 54 volunteers as people that should be flagged as terminally banal.

Pictured: Cobb County commissioner of elections

This is late 90s, Fairfax County, VA.

We watched a video called "What If I'm Gay?" Here's a clip!:

There's a reason why the Big Boss Man called it home.