Wait ‘til you find out how much we spend on fossil fuels.

And there is no chance that anything will fall out of 1.3 million of them because the only thing that they haul is fragile masculinity.

That’s nothing! Every night they push over my cans and scatter my garbage everywhere! And they ran through my garden and ate all the strawb...it was raccoons. That was raccoons.

My pappy said, “Son, you’re gonna’ drive me to drinkin’
If you don’t stop drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln.”

Is there a ditch + youtuber icon?

I think it’s the luxury version of the Explorer. I could be wrong, as all of Ford’s SUVs kind of all blend together now, save the Bronco.

Surprising the werewolf turnout was so low, it was a full moon last night. Unless, that’s the problem and all the responsible werewolves were at home chained up to keep from rampaging.

He really cost himself the vampire vote.

Some of the worst evils are those done in the name of Christ. These are people who, if Christ came back today, would absolutely crucify him as a warning to others for daring to question the establishment.

They sound pretty Falken bad

How about taxing the hell out of gas guzzling SUVs and 100k luxury EVs instead....

Posting on twitter has now become a corporate liability so you can’t blame them for sitting it out for a little. With Musk letting all of the crazys that spewed lies and hate back on why would any company take that risk. Does GM want their Ad pictured next to a Ye post with a swastika in it? Nope.

I hereby demand this be called the Highlonger henceforth.

bigger, more expensive SUV’s, inflated home prices, hiring freezes/layoffs, and a looming recession.... im trying to think if we’ve ever dealt with this before.

If only there was a way of knowing that this boring company project was a scam.

Especially from his wife. Either because she was the woman, or because she was NOT the woman.

My favorite is from the 90's animated cartoon. Gothic styling ques and a very city slab look. Looks heavy, fast, sleek, and armored.

That pilot should be.... grounded.

Gawd, I can’t WAIT until there are flying cars everywhere. Judging by how people operate terrestrial vehicles, I fully expect to see hundreds of these kinds of events happening every day!

I can’t wait until the MuskyTwit phone comes out. The suspense of waiting 12 years between every new device launch is going to be INTENSE.