No problem Elon wil put all that data on his soon to come Twittler phone

...SO I TIED AN ONION TO MY BELT, WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME. THEY DIDN’T HAVE WHITE ONIONS BECAVSE OF THE WAR...

look, if I’m going to drop $80-$150k on a car, the damned thing better come with a lifetime subscription.

I had a job one summer in college where I had to drive ~30 minutes to arrive by 5am. I never partied or stayed up crazy late, but at 19, I think I feel asleep at the wheel at least once a week. Windows down, radio blasting ... I just couldn’t do it.

The thing is, they don’t care. They don’t view it that way. Fetuses are the only things that matter to them, including imaginary fetuses. Actual babies? Fuck them and their loser parents. 

If they could throw themselves under a metaphorical bus, that’d be great.

They can only think as far as they can throw themselves.

They. Don’t. Give. A. FUCK.

The bigger issue is the resistance from end users to use stronger passwords. The shit show that ensued when I enforced strong passwords where I work was biblical to the point that end users went straight to the executive and demanded the enforcement be removed. I agreed so long as they indemnified me against…

I use the same password that’s on my luggage!

Unionize.  Get Space X, Twitter, and Tesla under the same union.  That’s the only useful thing that will curb Elon’s excesses.  

Rep. Karen Bass (D-Calif.) defeated billionaire entrepreneur Rick Caruso (D) on Wednesday

My dog approves. He would also like them to ban regular skateboards, in-line skates, electric scooters, and most dogs bigger than he is.

Facebook, just needs to say.

Twitter not having a communication department might have permanently destroyed my Irony Meter.

few actors are their roles and he was one of them. Maybe he really was Batman in the multiverson. rip

Keaton and Conroy will forever be my Batmen.

He WAS the night. 

I briefly encountered Kevin when I was working the autograph lines at MegaCon this May. He spent hours signing things and speaking to fans tirelessly without letting his (then unknown to the public) illness get him down.

If you can track down the DC Pride anthology comic that dropped this June, I highly recommend…