the ringer US ranking: 1235

even tho it’s an AHL game, watch it. it’s awesome.

soon to be: ‘first in white flight’

i think they tried to alleviate that by having a team europe and team north america. otherwise, where is the nationalism coming from? russia? it’s always been there. they don’t need a hockey tournament for that.

it hurts my brain. like try to think of a presidential candidate in the last 50 years that, with 1.5 months left until the election, prioritizes everything but the campaign. he is on national TV to announce that he does now, indeed, believes that the POTUS for the last 8 years was born in the US (almost as an…

Bills/Jets

Trust me, it doesn’t work. I’ve been on hold for 16 years.

It’s remarkable that the NFL, in all its exactitude

that ref couldn’t get his flag out fast enough

i love how he doubled down in july because he knows he’s fucking gone.

i hate colin cowherd, but this may be his greatest rant:

i live right next to it. i’m positive that if this statue was in Buffalo, fans would top rope off of Jerry’s arm onto a table.

The knowledge that we’re not called the Charlotte Panthers is the saddest fact in sports.

goosebumps from the intro

This is the thing. Do you work from the road or are you just commuting and driving around town. If you work from your car get a hands free set and a mount. If not, you can wait the 20 mins. Seriously nothing's that important.

stop her on the street and ask her where Benghazi is.

what about nav? set your trip before you leave and it gives you turn by turn directions. Why are you using Siri in the car? To pull up results to look at? Or to answer a question. If that’s the case, you don’t need to look at your phone. Speaker phone, again you don’t need to be looking at your phone.

the FGs look like fake FGs when they’re executed. that’s some trickery.

you’re truly living up to your name