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I really wanted to believe this woman, but then I read the part about the fake Facebook users, and now I TOTALLY believe her story.

If she was hiking slowly, she would have been passed by other hikers. If she was doing 30 miles a day in a normal 10 hour day she would have passed other hikers. If she was slowly hiking 30 miles a day she would have yo-yo’d between being passed and passing others. There is no scenario where she would have been able…

Claiming you’re remaining silent because you are too dignified to respond but also promoting your story to the local news and writing a book is fairly incongruous.  

“A guy fell into him and got nacho cheese on his arm and now he’s taking pictures and signing autographs. It shows you where our society’s at right now with all that stuff.”

Ending his Facebook post with “Yes I said it” not only showed how strong Smith’s convictions were, it also proved that he has to sound out everything he writes.

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.

Yikes. Trump is... not gonna be happy about this one.

I’ve got a lot of useless junk in my head, and always thought if I had the time, I’d go on Jeopardy. What held me back was two fears:

What did they do to their faces!? :(

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Have you seen the President they’re responding to? Who exactly should be setting the level of discourse here?

Unlike 99% of the dumbass parents at my kid’s 11U baseball games, I am comfortable admitting that I have no fucking clue whether that was a legitimate balk.

“We could, obviously, destroy North Korea with our arsenals. But aside from the humanitarian costs of that, they are right next door to our vital ally, Republic of Korea . . . One of the things that we have been doing is spending a lot more time positioning our missile defence systems, so that even as we try to…

This seems like a lot of work just to be able to put a 26.2 sticker on his car.

I’m not volunteering to actually run but I may be able to drive very slowly while high behind an RV for a nominal fee.