greatest gift: went 11-5 and didn’t make the playoffs.

“It takes some people a while to develop into good broadcasters, and the viewing public was not as patient as I thought they might be,” McManus said of Carey’s relatively brief term on TV.”

nothing would surprise me in this election.

parade

i look forward to the gawker commentariat invading deadspin.

they took his challenge flag away because it was under two minutes #lowlighttruther

trust me this guy hates himself as much as he hates everyone else.

how has this not been used for every comment ever?!

+1 personal pizza

yeah or SMOKING/asbestos/gas chambers/mustard gas (air).

if poker is sports, anything is sports.

carry.

i thought you wanted them to refer to the meal plan as a jap. as in they were eating japanese people. which, can we really put that past them?

if i’m Bortles, every bad game would be summarized as you just can’t have a newcomer come in and steal the show. end of interview. every time.

oh those silent hard-working folks, they just don’t shut up do they.

in donald’s defense, the revenant fucking sucked.

deadspin is the new gawker.

thank god you’re still here, ashley. this is the most disturbingly comforting article about KFC i’ve ever read.

i say they were looking for drugs and ran into the wrong person/people.