The consistency of people of colour being imprisoned for extremely minor offences (or assault of a police officer) and then showing up dead is fucking baffling. There’s a reason why assault on an officer wasn’t taken seriously as a charge by JPs for a long while up here, and it’s because it was total bullshit too…

pictured below: the GOP

I would have never thought that Donald Trump, the reigning King of GOP Stupid Statements, would have anyone seriously challenging him for his crown, but with Huckabee going full Godwin and Rick Perry telling us we should be shooting guns in dark theaters, I think there may be a real contest for the title.

I am loving everybody trying to out-Trump Trump. The entire nasty id of the Republican party is being exposed to the world. It’s only a matter of time before one of them uses the n-word.

In defense of the skirt steak sandwich lady

Customer: “I want a sandwich on wheat bread.”

when I asked what day and time he had in mind, he audibly sighed and asked why I couldn’t just have a table ready for him whenever he showed up.

If she smarted off to a teacher in second grade they’ll probably release that info too. Anything to discredit her.

I wish I could say the reservation one is completely rare, but I’ve seen it happen a handful of times. People think they’re crafty, when really they’re just a pain in the ass.

I imagine this is the same person who, in a movie theater, keeps asking their companions, “Why did she do that?” “Is he dead?” “Why are they crying?”

I’ve had gator before. Cooked properly it’s pretty good. Considering the location of the restaurant and menu, this restaurant was very obviously not setting actual alligator eggs.

I’ll counter. I say “intentionally lowball your reservation to ensure seating” followed by “I’ve never seen steak on a sandwich before, I have to double-check this outlandish concept prior to ordering.”

I understand your rhetoric, especially within the context of this story, but I ate fish while maintaining an vegetarian diet for a long time. My reasons for being a vegetarian (and later vegan) are different than hers, but I believe that there are a lot of people who do a similar thing - eat fish while still being…

I wrap it up and hand it over. A few minutes later, he comes back and says, “You forgot the chicken salad on my sandwich!”

It’s vegetarianism for people who can’t spell or pronounce pescetarian.

If you’re ever the friend in a steak sandwich lady type situation, you seriously need to stop the ordering and ask your friend what the fuck is so confusing. Your server can’t say it, so do everyone a favor and try to figure out why your friend is being so stupid.

They understand how reservations work, but think that the word revolves around them and that the normal rules don’t apply.

Re: Chicken Salad Guy. The amount of people who think servers are psychic is staggering. I used to work in an ice cream shop and I can’t tell you how many times people walked up to the counter and asked for ‘an ice cream’ and then stared at me expectantly. Or, they would ask for ‘a chocolate ice cream’ with no more…

Wasn’t Mahi historically known as Dolphin and the Mahi name is recent because of people reacting like that? I remember them eating dollphin in Kon-Tiki and finding out it was the fish, not the mammal.