Schroedinger’s Asshole, or more politely, Schroedinger’s Joke. If you act like a fucking cunt and nobody calls you on it, your point stands. If you act like a fucking cunt and someone calls on it, you were obviously just joking and lighten up, Francis.

The last thing Shapiro destroyed was the truck stop toilet after he ate a questionable convenience store burrito. 

Way to make a spectacle of yourself

Holy shit I can’t remember the last time rich whites literally owned this many people!

Hear Hear!

Happy anniversary. May there be as many in your future as you have the time, energy, and desire to celebrate.

...and may the reshuffling that’s currently plaguing G/O Media never find its way to your door. The staff here are absolutely excellent, and if the folks involved in the sale have any idea at all of what…

CONGRATS YOU’RE THE BEST BOSS EVER

Oh thank God, this isn’t one of “those” announcements.

This trailer as well as the Sonic movie changes have taught me that the battle cries of “respect creator intent!” and “original artistic vision!” only *really* matter when someone suggests a game have different difficulty modes, or it would be nice if women characters weren’t all strippers.

Fowlout 4

Step 1: Reinstall Fallout 4

Honestly, I’m in too, if only for “Imma gonna cut a bitch” Jigglypuff.

Nah, it’s Bill’s machine that turned him into a pokemon.

He’s actually not. Polygon and IGN also gave it pretty glowing reviews, and even sites like The Verge, The Guardian, Nerdist, and Total Film gave it positive scores. It seems like if you're a fan of video games the movie is amazing and if you're a casual or non-fan it's enjoyable. Considering the garbo we've gotten…

‘Leaventown’

Yeah, like that’s gonna work.