Anyone else have a craving for green onions right now?

Damn it. Now I have to Google this. brb.

Alright everyone. Whatever we did to make Yakuza a thing over here, let's do that thing for train games. I'm ready.

You sure sound fun.

It can be, totally. But then there are places for that version of ASMR. Like OnlyFans. They’re trying to pull this stuff on Twitch and then getting all offended when they get called on their rules breaking. Don’t jack off in the strip club, ya dig?

Calling FNAF a game is very, very generous.

And is that misogynistic nerd so important to DC’s bottom line that this is the one thing it would have a problem with?

I like Death Stranding, but a PS5 ($70 version) of a game I already own... is such a disappointing E3 announcement. This should be free to people who own Death Stranding and a PS5.

Just throw the Nazi off the aircraft and tell people “NO TICKET”.

Eating pussy makes her gay. The sweatshirts are just like a gay garnish.

I’m trying to wrap my head around the sight of Prince and Sinead O’Connor involved in a foot chase through L.A. in the middle of the night and NOT have “Yakety Sax” play in my head when I do.

Sounds like someone could use some calibrations themselves.

*Werner Herzog sits back and watches the world burn*

I, for one, did not want to dance when I walked on stage, but she pushed and pushed until I gave in! “Do you know who I am?! I’m Ellen Motherfuckin’ DeGeneres! I am God here!”

Your favorite band is Roxy Music?

Good on him, glad Seth isn’t dancing around the subject. James feels like a capsule of a certain type of predator from the 2000s. Him, John Mayer, Dane Cook, Chris Delia, all similar creepy white man vibes who think they are progressive.

It is what consumers want. It isn't what core Final Fantasy fans want. There's a difference 

As a big MK fan, I gotta agree. While I enjoy this new film for what it is, the first one is just more fun, even if it’s PG-13.

I’m kinda hoping they do one last story DLC for MK11 that introduces a playable Kronika who can actually fight. They wasted Jennifer Hale as a VA on a character who was borderline useless to the point that Shang Tsung made her tiara of power despite being the mother of elder gods and the Titan of time.

“Oh yeah?! Well I’m something of an underworld boss myself!”