“His scores for the DualShock version of Resident Evil Director’s Cut, released in 1998, and Onimusha, released in 2001, were popular among gamers.”

I invite you to come out to Colorado and try our local chain Good Times Burgers & Frozen Custard. Excellent burgers (including a bacon cheeseburger called the Big Daddy that will kill you with love), sliders (lovingly called Bambinos), two kinds of fries that will stand up against anybody else's, and yes, frozen…

Can we reserve phrases like “the dumbest shit ever” for dumber shit than this? Like, this is some “EA is the worst company in America” level hyperbole. Like, it’s a fucking demo.

Hold me closer, pantsless daaaaancccer

“two cultures rubbing up against each other in unusual ways.”

“Covid is a very serious thing,” Sills said to the Post, “but so is my vacation with my family.”

People acknowledge they are breaking the law.  No one really cares when the law is stupid.

I’d ask the bartender to forgo the martini glass cause I can’t fluid dynamics with those glasses and the cocktail ends up in my lap instead of in my mouth *haha*

“All total, this adds up to over 850 GBs of data.”

Oof. I graduated high school 20 years ago. 

God I fucking hate Kotick. Hope he burns in shit.

It’s strange but it’s true, I can’t get over the lack of ads that you do...

The Alamo is closing locations? What a Crocket of shit! 

Aliens vs. Sex Predators

Looks like a Wombat Turd

One could say Sub-Zero looks cool.

“Only the strong will survive and the weak will parish,” he wrote.