Really I am most curious about the lead-up to this. How did she get the intestines? Did the morgue turn them over, pre-packaged? Did she sneak into the funeral home and do the job herself?

Guys I dunno if anyone told The Donald he lost the debate

236 my ass. That’s the exact number of lbs. to sneak in under the obese classification for someone who is 6'3" (also note his height increased an inch in order to sneak in there too). I don’t buy it for a second. Not that commenting on women’s bodies would be cool if he were fit, but the hypocrisy and delusion are…

To be fair, Jenny McCarthy is also gross.

I’m going to go ahead and assume that it was a burner phone purchased just for this “storyline.” No harm done, everybody’s fans get lit up, tune in to watch it unfold on the teevee. Sigh.

I think their phone numbers are naturally blurry. You only see them in focus after you sign an NDA and Caitlyn unfolds her proboscis from under her tongue and injects her “Chemical Z” into the back of your neck.

i kinda wanna text her and be like, “girl. tyga? naw.”

He had one of those remotely controlled dildos in his rectum and would get a buzz everytime he was about to call her a bitch. So that’s why he was constantly adjusting his posture, his tie, the microphone, his water, and clenching his anus.

Why was he blowing into his glass? Also what about the strange stroking of the non-existent mustache? I wish someone would draw the mustache on.

My daughter sat and watched and imitated all his faces.

He has gross little newborn piglet eyes

cool fact: #TomHiddleston is not attractive.

Is...that blonde...dog...supposed to remind us of Taylor?

Seriously, I don’t doubt her good intentions here, and maybe this enables a program to get off the ground that might not have without her name behind it, but Angelina Jolie is about as qualified to be a professor at LSE as Donald Trump is to be President of the United States.

So many people have devoted 25+ years of their lives to obtaining a PhD, academic research, and writing to teach at a world renowned university. If Angelina Jolie was teaching my class I would want my money back.

I love the dogs...Hiddles looks like he’s been knocking back the embalming fluid.

I will always find it weird that death announcements are in a Dirtbag.

Why does Tom look like a thirty-something man who still lives at home with his aging billionaire mother?

Meh, gotta say I find that picture with Tom on the bed staring at the dog to be not attractive at all.